Hey there, fellow book revelers and Dramione lovers! š
Have you been craving a story that’s deliciously dark, wickedly funny, and absolutely packed with steam? Because I have the perfect recommendation for you! Bloody, Slutty, and Pathetic by WhatMurdah ššš
Blurb
āIn my humble opinion thereās only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.ā And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shackleboltās controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each otherātheir public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermioneās attention and pines for a real marriage with herāeven as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Dracoās blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
Trigger warning:
Just be warned, these are not the classic characters from Harry Potter World; these are morally grey characters with darker plot themes, so if that is not your cup of tea, I suggest not reading this.
The title of this fic perfectly encapsulates its essence. Itās a whirlwind of emotions, from bloody confrontations to slutty escapades, all tied together. This Dramione fanficĀ takes enemies-to-lovers to a whole new level. We’ve got a forced marriage trope, a gloriously pathetic and possessive Draco Malfoy, and a morally grey Hermione Granger who’s one sassy spell away from exploding. Hermioneās fierce independence clashes beautifully with Dracoās desperate need for her, creating a captivating tension throughout the story. I canāt recommend this fanfic enough. Itās a dramatic, intense, and utterly enthralling read that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. Whether youāre here for the slutty shenanigans, the emotional rollercoaster, or the incredible character dynamics, this fic has it all. Download it, highlight your favorite quotes, and get ready for a Dramione experience like no other.Ā
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